What is funny is that I get to pee into a cup over a toilet installed on a raised floor where three of the walls are mirrored and woman named Mrs. Oliveras watches me pee from every angle.
Actually that's not funny at all.
I believe I had an overly emotional reaction to another woman seeing my lady parts. To combat these negative feelings I am overdosing on Triscuits, cheese, chocolate and Diet Pepsi. The excessive amount of sodium will cause me to retain water and tomorrow I will awake with swollen fingers.
my poor baby!
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