Monday, July 13, 2009

Joke told to me by another member of the anklet club

The day I began house arrest I went through a booking and orientation along with about five others entering the DUI monitor program, coincidentally all from the Porterville-Springville area. The husband of a former friend of mine was getting his monitor at the very same time I was there. After a few members of the group gladly shared their story of drug or alcohol offense, my old friend's husband chimed in. "Well," he said. "I was arrested for alcohol and prescription drugs.; and they were my own prescriptions!"
"So pretty much, you were just drinking and driving, right?"
"Oh no, I wasn't driving," he exclaimed. "I had already crashed by the time anyone got there."